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Selling MY BRAIN w/ my diamond engagement ring NR
W/1 carat PLATINUM PRINCESS CUT diamond ENGAGEMENT RING
| Start Price |
USD 900.19 |
| Current Price |
USD 900.19 |
| Time Left |
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| Bid Count |
0 |
| Buy It Now Price |
- |
| Reserve Price |
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| Start Time |
Wednesday, November 12, 2008 |
| End Time |
Saturday, November 22, 2008 |
| Location |
Commerce Township, Michigan |
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Description
Selling MY BRAIN & wedding gown & Platinum DIAMOND Search Due to a non paying winner on this listing the first time around... I am having to list this again. PLEASE NOTE: If you have ZERO feedback (0) or less than TEN (10) you MUST contact me prior to bidding... I WILL CANCEL your bid if you do not contact me first First off, I just want to clarify what you will be getting in this auction. You will not actually be getting "my brain", as in the actual organ. I just want to make that perfectly clear. I am not selling a body part :-) You will be getting a CERTIFICATE of OWNERSHIP. This CERTIFICATE is just a plain piece of paper stating ownership of my brain with its bad memories. MEN PLEASE TAKE NOTE: This hereby entitles you to a FREE PASS to all the other "stuff" in the woman's brain!! (Scroll down to picture of brain to see all the great stuff we ladies have going on) By taking ownership of my brain, you will be helping me start over. Being a single mom, it takes more money than I have right now to start over. I told my sister what I was going to do. She said that no one will want my brain. People have enough problems going on in their own minds. I told her that people buy and sell all kinds of stuff on ebay. And besides, the winner of my brain is also going to get a BEAUTIFUL diamond ring worth $3000. Help to prove me right! I told her that by getting rid of this stuff and memories I can move on and make room in my brain for new, good memories. Hopefully what they say is true... "Out of sight, out of (my) MIND"!!!!! You will be getting... My ACTUAL ENGAGEMENT RING Platinum Princess cut 1 carat total weight Appraised at $3000 size 8 This ring is STUNNING!! I am sad to have to part with it, but I just cant bear the memories it brings back. It has a main stone weight of 0.5 carats. The main stone is in a setting that is suspended above 10 channel set princess cut diamonds. The total weight of the 10 diamonds running under the main stone is 0.5 carats. Total weight = 1 carat PAYMENT DUE WITHIN 24 HOURS OF AUCTION END!!! FREE SHIPPING TO USA Normally I only ship to the USA, but will ship this worldwide See below for worldwide shipping THANK YOU TO ALL FOR LOOKING!! Happy bidding! ****PLEASE NOTE**** This listing is in accordance with all ebay policies. I am NOT asking for charity or handouts. I am simply trying to sell some beautiful things; with a "twist" to go with it.
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