FRESH CORPORATE PRODUCT ADVERTISING IDEAS Start Price USD 1,575.00 Current Price USD 1,575.00 Time Left - Bid Count 0 Buy It Now Price - Reserve Price - Start Time Wednesday, August 13, 2008 End Time Wednesday, August 20, 2008 Location bushkill, PA See more about 'FRESH CORPORATE PRODUCT ADVERTISING IDEAS' Description ***PLEASE READ THIS ENTIRE DESCRIPTION BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO BID*** THIS AUCTION IS FOR PEOPLE AND COMPANIES WHO NEED A FRESH IDEA.   I AM OFFERING THREE FRESH IDEAS FOR YOU TO TAKE TO ANY ADVERTISING COMPANY, WEBSITE BUILDER, NEWSPAPER, MAGAZINE AND SO ON... IN OTHER WORDS, ONCE YOU WIN THE AUCTION AND WE GIVE YOU THE IDEAS FOR YOUR PRODUCT OR SERVICE TO BE ADVERTISED IN A WAY WHICH WILL STIMULATE MORE TRAFFIC/REVENUE  TO YOUR BUSINESS, THE IDEAS ARE YOURS TO KEEP AND DO WITH WHAT YOU WISH. I HAVE NO CLAIM TO THEM AFTER YOU PURCHASE THEM. I ACT BASICALLY AS A CONSULTANT. WHAT I CAN TELL YOU...WE ARE A HUSBAND AND WIFE TEAM WHO HAVE PRIOR ADVERTISING EXPERIENCE WORKING FOR A LOCAL FREE NEWSPAPER WHICH TURNED FROM PRINT TO AN ONLINE PAPER. THE PAPER ENDED WHEN THE OWNER MOVED TO ALASKA. WE HELPED TO EDIT THE PAPER AND PLAN OUT MOST OF THE ADVERTISEMENTS FOR LOCAL BUSINESSES.  WE ARE BOTH VERY ARTISTIC AND MUSICALLY INCLINED. AS CONSUMERS AND A REGULAR MIDDLE CLASS FAMILY, WE KNOW WHAT IT WOULD TAKE TO STIMULATE US TO PURCHASE SOMETHING OR UTILIZE A SERVICE SOMEONE OFFERS...WE ARE, AS MOST FAMILIES THESE DAYS, PLAGUED BY THE GAS PRICES AND WE ARE RAISING FIVE CHILDREN. NEEDLESS TO SAY, SOMETHING HAS TO REALLY APPEAR APPEALING TO GET US TO BUY IT. WE ARE NOT IMPULSE SHOPPERS.  SO WITH ALL THAT EXPLAINED, WE HAVE THE EXPERIENCE AND WILL PROVIDE TO YOU, THE HIGHEST WINNING BIDDER, THREE FRESH IDEAS INCLUDING SLOGANS IF WANTED, FOR YOU TO TAKE AND RUN WITH. I DON'T MEAN WE WILL JUST WRITE DOWN THREE THINGS ON A PIECE OF PAPER AND HAND IT TO YOU...WE WILL DO OUR BEST TO GIVE YOU FULL, THOUGHT~OUT ADVERTISING IDEAS. WE COULD IN SOME CASES PROVIDE ILLUSTRATIONS AND GUARANTEE A POWER POINT PRESENTATION ON THE IDEAS AND HOW YOU WOULD EXECUTE THEM.  WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO: AS THE WINNING BIDDER, YOU MUST PAY BY PAY PAL BEFORE ANY TRANSACTIONS TAKE PLACE. YOU WOULD HAVE TO PROVIDE US WITH A FULL DESCRIPTION OF YOUR PRODUCT OR SERVICE. PHOTOS WOULD BE HELPFUL SO WE COULD SEE WHAT WE ARE WORKING WITH. GIVE US A DEMOGRAPHIC ON THE TARGET AUDIENCE YOU ARE LOOKING FOR. PRICE OF PRODUCT/SERVICE...IN OTHER WORDS, ALL THE NECESSARY AND PERTINENT INFORMATION SO YOUR ITEM/SERVICE IS DESCRIBED ACCURATELY. ALLOW US AT LEAST 2 (TWO) WEEKS FROM THE DATE THE INFORMATION IS PROVIDED BY YOU, TO COME UP WITH IDEAS.  IF IT IS A MORE COMPLICATED PRODUCT OR SERVICE, THEN WE MAY REQUIRE ADDITIONAL TIME AND WE WILL NOTIFY YOU OF THAT AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. WHAT WE WILL DO: WORK IN A PROFESSIONAL MANNER. PROVIDE NEAT, QUALITY WORK WITHOUT PROFANITY OR SEXUAL INUENDO, (UNLESS REQUESTED BY YOU, THE BUYER) AND WE WILL NOT SUGGEST YOU PHYSICALLY TATTOO ANYONE. SIGN A CONFIDENTIALITY CLAUSE PROVIDE NO LESS THAN THREE ORIGINAL VIABLE IDEAS/SLOGANS FOR YOUR PRODUCT AND/OR SERVICE. PROVIDE A POWER POINT PRESENTATION AND ALL NECESSARY PAPERWORK TO FULLY UNDERSTAND THE IDEA/SLOGAN YOUR COMPANY WILL UTILIZE. WHAT YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR: TAKING THE IDEAS AND PAYING INDEPENDENT WESBITE BUILDERS, MAGAZINES, NEWSPAPERS, PHOTOGRAPHERS, MEDIA PRODUCERS, ETC...IN OTHER WORDS...WE GIVE YOU THE IDEAS BUT YOU HAVE TO BRING THEM TO LIFE BY PAYING FOR THEM WITH YOUR OWN MONETARY FUNDS. WHAT WE CANNOT GUARANTEE: THAT THE IDEAS WILL WORK.  NOBODY CAN GUARANTEE EVERY IDEA, NOT EVEN A FULLY ESTABLISHED ADVERTISING COMPANY. THESE DAYS IT IS HIT AND MISS, BUT...WE WERE CREATIVE ENOUGH TO THINK OF THIS IDEA SO FROM THAT, YOU CAN COME TO YOUR OWN CONCLUSIONS.   ~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~ NOTE: AS PER THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF EBAY...YOU ARE BIDDING ON MY TIME TO THINK OF IDEAS. TO GIVE YOU IDEAS FOR YOUR BUSINESS*** LOCATION IS NOT A PROBLEM AS WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO MEET FACE TO FACE UNLESS YOU WANT TO. IF THAT'S THE CASE, THEN YOU WOULD HAVE TO PAY FOR ALL AIRFARE AND ACCOMODATIONS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION! Place a Bid!